Koalas Are Marsupials.

porkdisco:

why smoke a bowl when you can smoke like, an entire cabinet of dishes

guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some blind, random disaster or some sudden disease, the addict has the comfort of knowing what will most likely wait for him down the road. He’s taken some control over his ultimate fate, and his addiction keeps the cause of his death from being a total surprise.
Chuck Palahniuk (via selfinspiration)